Malcolm Sex and GreenEyez Give The Ladies Something To Think About

Ok, this is exactly the kind of video that makes this site so necessary in the world. This video features two black guys - Malcolm Sex and GreenEyez - who have made their own little homemade dance video in an effort to give the ladies "something to think about right now."

So what exactly are they giving the ladies to think about? Apparently, two minutes of these clowns dancing and grinding on a chair in what we can only assume is their mother's living room. It's enough to make us throw up a little in our mouths, cry with laughter, and scar us for life with the big finishing move.

Oh yeah, it's also enough to earn Malcolm Sex and GreenEyez the title of today's Biggest Idiots On The Internet.