This Guy Gives New Meaning To The Term "Burning Bush"

Although we usually tend to find the Biggest Idiot On The Internet in a web video, every once in a while we come across a news story that highlight's a person so ridiculous that we feel we simply must call attention to them. Steven Flaugher is one such idiot.

As you'll see in this news story, Mr. Flaugher distinguished himself recently by opting not to put out a fire in his apartment because, as he told the police, he was too busy watching porn.

While we are impressed with Flaugher's dedication to himself (and by himself, we mean his little self), we also believe that he has more than earned the title of today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet. Oh, and we'd also like to give a runner-up reward to the police department that charged him with "Negligent Handling Of Burning Materials." Feel free to make up your own joke for that line and leave it in the comments...