The 7 Biggest Idiots On The Internet Last Week

It's been a great week for idiots everywhere (see George Bush's pardon list), but a select few morons have truly mad an impression on us over the past seven days. And we're proud to recognize them as the 7 Biggest Idiots On The Internet last week. Here's how they rank in order of awfulness:

7. The Guy Whose Fists Are Not As Furious As He Thinks They Are

6. The Woman With A Fear Of Chickens

5. Jean Claude Van Damme

4. The Woman Who Exercises Her Face

3. The Worst Wheel of Fortune Contestant Ever

2. The Craigslist Bathroom Renter

1. The Bubble Gum Masturbater