When The Gum's A Poppin, Don't Come A Knockin'

Remember your community college janitor? Remember how he used to give out gum to all the women at the college? And remember that time he got caught on webcam masturbating in a college employee's office and then touching himself with her gum? Ok, so maybe this story isn't exactly a universal one.

Nevertheless, this video of the story including the janitor's explanation that "You really don't know why you do things like that in life." Uhh...we're pretty sure you did it to become the Biggest Idiot On The Internet!

Like this video? Then you should check out what this idiot does to do to get turned on.