This Guy Gives New Meaning To The Term "Burning Bush"

Although we usually tend to find the Biggest Idiot On The Internet in a web video, every once in a while we come across a news story that highlight's a person so ridiculous that we feel we simply must call attention to them. Steven Flaugher is one such idiot.

As you'll see in this news story, Mr. Flaugher distinguished himself recently by opting not to put out a fire in his apartment because, as he told the police, he was too busy watching porn.

While we are impressed with Flaugher's dedication to himself (and by himself, we mean his little self), we also believe that he has more than earned the title of today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet. Oh, and we'd also like to give a runner-up reward to the police department that charged him with "Negligent Handling Of Burning Materials." Feel free to make up your own joke for that line and leave it in the comments...

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Malcolm Sex and GreenEyez Give The Ladies Something To Think About

Ok, this is exactly the kind of video that makes this site so necessary in the world. This video features two black guys - Malcolm Sex and GreenEyez - who have made their own little homemade dance video in an effort to give the ladies "something to think about right now."

So what exactly are they giving the ladies to think about? Apparently, two minutes of these clowns dancing and grinding on a chair in what we can only assume is their mother's living room. It's enough to make us throw up a little in our mouths, cry with laughter, and scar us for life with the big finishing move.

Oh yeah, it's also enough to earn Malcolm Sex and GreenEyez the title of today's Biggest Idiots On The Internet.

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This Guy Makes Us Long For The "Talents" Of Michael Winslow

It's always been a fine line trying to determine whether human beatboxing is an actual talent or just an offshoot of poor saliva control. Regardless, when your attempt at beatboxing is as bad as this guy's is, it's clearly not a talent. It is, however, justification for getting yourself named as today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet. Congratulations, unidentified beatbox guy.

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The World's Worst Prison Escape

There's so many dumb criminals out there that sometimes it seems as if they are all having a contest with each other to see who can come up with most idiotic ways to get caught. In this case, we've got a trio of young criminals who decide to try to escape the police after they've been handcuffed to each other.

As if that wasn't enough of a problem, two of the handcuff cons then decide to go on opposite sides of pole within the first 10 steps of their daring escape. Of course, they go down in a heap and not only have to deal with being captured again, but also get to hear the cops tell them how stupid they are. Oh, plus they also get the honor of being today's Biggest Idiots On The Internet.

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Sometimes Losing American Idol Fans Can Be Winning Idiots

American Idol has been associated with more than its share of idiots over the years from William Hung to Sanjaya, but today's selection comes from the shows biggest pool of idiots - its hardcore fans. In particular, we've found a group of teenage girls who gathered with their signs, hopes, and dreams to celebrate what they thought would be David Archuleta's victory in last season's Idol finals. The only problem? Archuleta lost to David Cook.

What follows is a collection of shrieking, crying, disappointment and pointed criticism of one of this country's great injustices - i.e., "How could they vote for that loser that doesn't shave?" It's almost enough to make you feel bad for the girls when they point out that "Now everybody's going to make fun of us at school tomorrow." Almost, but not really.

At least these future desperate housewives can take solace in the fact that while they may root for a runner-up, they themselves are winners. Winners of today's Biggest Idiots On The Internet title. Congratulations, girls.

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Just Because You Can Pee In Your Own Mouth, Doesn't Mean You Should

When you run a site about idiots, it's tempting to overuse the phrase "as dumb as a monkey." But what do you do when you come across an actual monkey whose stupidity is worthy of being signaled out?

This video features one such monkey. The flexible guy in this video decided that visitors to his home (read: the zoo) would enjoy watching him pee in his own mouth and judging by the reactions we can hear of the people filming this "incident," he was right.

Congratulations Monkey With Amazing Urine Aim, you are today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet!

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Nobody's Going To Prom With You If You Ask Like This

We thank God just about every day that Youtube wasn't around when we were in high school because there's no telling what kind of ridiculously embarrassing videos we would have taped at the time. However, we're pretty sure that we never could have created anything as embarrassing as today's featured idiot video.

It features a young lady who has put together a special video for her would-be prom date to invite him to attend the prom with her. Seems harmless enough, until you realize that said video features her singing the invite in some kind of awful Death Metal-meets-Eurotrash Techno performance and comes complete with cameos from her camera-hogging younger brother and a grandmother (we assume) who looks like she came from Borat's village.

Congratulations, desperate prom date seeker, you are today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet.

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The Man In The Mirror Is An Idiot

What exactly was the owner of this tattoo thinking? We imagine his thought process went something like this...

"I know I want a tattoo so that I don't have to worry about being buried in a Jewish cemetery, but what should I get? I could get a tribal armband, but the guy that beat me up in high school already has one of those. I need something different, something that really tells the world what I'm all about. If only I had an interest in the world besides 1980's pop music...

Wait - that's it! I'll get a Michael Jackson tattoo! You would think a guy with a pet bunny named Billie Jean would have thought of this idea sooner.

But what kind of MJ image should I get? This would be so much easier if he was the kind of artist that had some kind of iconic image associated with him. You know, like if he always wore a glove, or a hat, or had a trademark dance move or something. Damn, I guess I'm just going to have to wing it.

Oh, I know - kids! Kids have always loved Michael Jackson's music and his music has always been about uplifting children around the world. I'll get a tattoo of Michael Jackson holding a young boy and it'll be a moving statement about the power of pop music. Perfect.

Now all I have to do is figure out a cool body part to get the tattoo on and ask Mom to loan me 20 bucks..."

Congratulations Michael Jackson tattoo guy, you are today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet!

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Never Talk Shit After Getting Your Ass Beat

There's a lot of lessons that can be learned from today's video, kids. First, if you're a drunk redneck at a race track, it's generally not a good idea to challenge a bigger drunk redneck to a fight. He'll probably take you up on that offer. Also, after you get your ass beat by said bigger redneck, it's usually not a great time to talk shit to him and tell the rest of the crowd "Fuck ya'll mother fuckers!"

Congratulations, beaten-down drunk redneck with a ripped wife-beater shirt and shaky sense of balance, you are today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet!

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