Be Careful Where You Dive

Every once in a while there are people who help set a guy up for idiotic behavior and this is one such case. In the video, which we think is from Latvia (but who knows), a guy's friends encourage him to dive headfirst into a pond on a cold day. The guy obliges, but there's only one problem - the pond is frozen.

The resulting painful belly flop leads to a lot of laughter, pain, and today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet honor.

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The Nipple Mustache

It takes a special guy to be able to earn idiot honors for simply his creative use of facial hair. But we think that a guy that gives himself a handlebar nipple mustache needs to be recognized in some way and what better way than to declare him today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet?

Think this guy's an idiot? Then check out this idiot's Michael Jackson tattoo!

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Don't Cross This Gaming Idiot

You would think that just entering a video game contest in itself would qualify you to be a contender for a Biggest Idiot on the Internet award, but it takes a truly exceptional gaming geek to win the honor. The guy featured in this video is one such exceptional nerd.

The video features him going off on his gaming teammate, screaming at him for screwing something up and pointing out that his teammate is "fucking retarded" and "so bad it's unbelievable." You know what is believable? That this kid is today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet!

Like this video? Then check out this idiot who set himself on fire for fun!

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Who Wants To Be A Game Show Idiot?

You wouldn't expect to find many idiots on the game show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, but then again you also don't expect to find many contestants who get the first question wrong. Alas, this guy fits that description.

His cocky attitude changes to a look of shock and embarrassment when he gets the first question wrong and we imagine he'll have that same look on his face when he finds out that he's been named today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet!

Like this video? Then check out Wheel Of Fortune's biggest idiot!

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You Know What's Going Down In The South Bay? Idiots.

For every Eminem and Beastie Boys that get unleashed on the world, there are about 2 million other white rap groups that are not quite as talented. For example, take this group we recently came across - the Urban Fable. In this video, they tell us what life's like in California's South Bay and apparently, life in the South Bay is quite the sausage fest because there's not even any women that accidentally appear in this video.

Sure, these guys might not have found any ladies willing to take part in their little homemade video, but at least their work earned them the honor of being named today's Biggest Idiots On The Internet.

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Slow Motion Idiot

We've got to hand it to this guy, he's really taking the idiot competition and turning it up a notch by using a remarkable camera to capture his idiotic behavior in super slow motion (1,000 frames per second to be exact). Whether it's putting his arm in a bear trap or his tongue in a mouse trap, this guy goes all out to prove how stupid he is and allow us to see every painful bit of it in super slo-mo. For that, we thank him and present him with today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet award.

Like this video? Then check out how these idiots tried to escape prison.

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What Would Darwin Say About This Kid?

You know how if you put a fatty steak on the grill the fat catches fire some times? Well, guess what happens when a fat kid decides to light himself on fire? Yeah, things don't turn out the way he had planned it. Though the resulting video does earn him Biggest Idiot On The Internet honors.

Like this video? Then check out what this kid does to earn himself some idiot props.

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Kung Fu Fail

We've always thought that the whole karate guy breaking a board schtick was pretty overrated, but it does create some good opportunities for idiotic moments. For example, this guy tries to show off the power of his sweet kick but forgets that he has yet to master the accuracy of that kick. As a result, the guy holding the board gets it much worse than the board and this wannabe Chuck Norris gets himself named today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet.

Like this video? Then you should see the idiot who tries to break coconuts with his karate chop.

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KFC's New Bathing Bowls

We're sure you won't be surprised to hear that we've found some idiots at a KFC, but you may be surprised to find out what they've been doing there. As this news report explains, three teenage girls who worked at a KFC decided to bathe in the sink of the restaurant's kitchen. Oh, and as if that isn't bizarre enough, they also decided to take provocative pictures of themselves bathing in the Kentucky Fried Chicken kitchen and post them online.

We'd like to thank these enterprising girls for creating this situation which led to this news story featuring reactions to the news from KFC's customers and reward them for their efforts by naming them today's Biggest Idiots On The Internet!

Like this video? Then you're going to love this teenage idiot's video!

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Today's Biggest Idiot Was Iowa's Homeboy Of The Month

Thanks to modern technology, every teenage idiot out there these days can capture their antics and share them with the world online. But back in the early 1990's, it took a truly dedicated idiot to take the time to video tape themselves and cut together a masterpiece such as this one.

This video, taken at a high school in Ames, Iowa in the early 1990's features a kid named MC Wagner who apparently declared himself the "Homeboy of the Month." Little did he know that almost 20 years later this same video would also earn him Biggest Idiot On The Internet honors.

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The 7 Biggest Idiots On The Internet Last Week

It's been a great week for idiots everywhere (see George Bush's pardon list), but a select few morons have truly mad an impression on us over the past seven days. And we're proud to recognize them as the 7 Biggest Idiots On The Internet last week. Here's how they rank in order of awfulness:

7. The Guy Whose Fists Are Not As Furious As He Thinks They Are

6. The Woman With A Fear Of Chickens

5. Jean Claude Van Damme

4. The Woman Who Exercises Her Face

3. The Worst Wheel of Fortune Contestant Ever

2. The Craigslist Bathroom Renter

1. The Bubble Gum Masturbater

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The Facial Workout

Here's a bit of information we're sure won't exactly shock you - we're not big fans of working out. Spending hours searching for idiots online, doesn't leave us a lot of time to work on our triceps. That said, this video features a unique workout that we could probably do at our desks while we surf - that's because it's a workout for your face.

Of course, if we actually did the workout recommended by the woman in this face exercise tape, then we would also take her title of today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet and we can't let that happen so we'll just keep eating nachos and searching for videos instead.

Like this video? Then you're going to love this video of Jean Claude Van Damme's dance workout.

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Wheel Of Idiot

It's a well known fact that game shows are a hotbed of idiot activity, and the mecca of game show idiots has to be Wheel of Fortune. We've always joked that half the contestants on Wheel of Fortune would get the answers wrong even if the words were completely spelled out for them. Well, guess what happens in this video?

That's right, the brilliant Wheel of Fortune contestant in this video spells the word out completely, but then manages to find a way to still lose the money. At least she won herself today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet award as a consolation prize.

Like this video? Then you'll love this idiot on the Maury Povich show.

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World Records Are Meant To Not Be Broken By Idiots

There's a fine line between Guiness world record greatness and getting named the Biggest Idiot on the Internet. For example, take the video of this karate "expert" who invited television cameras to come watch him set a record for breaking coconuts with his bare hands. The only problem? He failed miserably and hurt his hand in the process. At least he succeeded in being named today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet!

Like this video? Then you're going to love our video of how Romanians settle their debates.

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When The Gum's A Poppin, Don't Come A Knockin'

Remember your community college janitor? Remember how he used to give out gum to all the women at the college? And remember that time he got caught on webcam masturbating in a college employee's office and then touching himself with her gum? Ok, so maybe this story isn't exactly a universal one.

Nevertheless, this video of the story including the janitor's explanation that "You really don't know why you do things like that in life." Uhh...we're pretty sure you did it to become the Biggest Idiot On The Internet!

Like this video? Then you should check out what this idiot does to do to get turned on.

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Chicken Phobia? Sounds Like The Makings Of An Idiot

Back in the day we thought Maury Povich couldn't come up with any better idiot bait than those DNA test segments on his show, which inevitably ended with the non-fathers dancing and celebrate like they just won the lottery. But we didn't give Maury enough credit because his latest gimmick - bringing on guests who have ridiculous fears and making them confront those fears has taken trash TV to a new level.

This video is from one recent episode where Maury invited a woman on to discuss her fear of chickens. Then, predictably, Maury cornered her on the stage with a live chicken, a dead chicken, and two guys dressed in chicken suits. Oh yeah, he also gave us our Biggest Idiot On The Internet for today.

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His Name Is Jean Claude Van Damme And He Will Dance With You

It's not often that we will name a celebrity as the Biggest Idiot On The Internet because let's be honest, most celebrities are idiots and they would have an unfair advantage in this competition. However, when you come across a video as idiotic as this one, it needs to be recognized.

In this video, somebody has taken some footage of Jean Claude Van Damme dancing and put it on a loop with an oddly catchy (read: annoying) song with the sole lyric of "My name is Jean Claude, I will dance for you!" We know that Van Damme didn't have anything to do with the creation of this video himself, but as the star of it (and for the rest of his career achievements) we have no choice but to name him today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet.

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Anybody Want To Rent A Bathroom?

If there's an unofficial home to idiots on the Internet (outside of this site of course), it would probably have to be Craigslist. We're not sure what it is about the simple site that attracts such a freak show, but it does make their listings very entertaining to read.

While browsing the site recently, we came across this gem of an ad (click the image above to see the full ad) from some 60-year-old woman in New York who is trying to rent out the bathroom in her apartment...for somebody to live in. All that she asks ni return is that when you and your twin mattress move into your new bathroom home, that you please confine yourself to that bathroom. Except for when she has to use the bathroom, then you need to be out of the bathroom.

All this luxurious living can be yours for just $400 a month in rent. Needless to say, the woman who posted this ad is clearly today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet. At least until somebody actually rents the bathroom from her.

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Is This The Ancient Chinese Secret We Always Heard About?

We're pretty open minded and we understand that there's all kinds of different things that turn people on out there (like pussy spanking for example) and as a general rule we believe that whatever gets you going is your business. That said, we have a hard time figuring out why exactly this skinny Asian guy would recruit two HUGE fat women to literally play catch with him by throwing him back and forth between their substantial bellies.

We don't get what's in it for him unless it's just his attempt to earn Biggest Idiot On the Internet honors. If so, we're happy to borrow the words of another great American idiot and say, "Mission Accomplished."

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So This Is How Romanian Debates End

Since we don't speak Romanian we don't really have any idea what is being said in this clip from a Romanian news show. However, we do know that whatever the ugly woman on the right said to the bald guy, it pissed him off enough to drive him to throw his drink in her face.

This clip proves that you don't need to understand what a person is saying in order to understand their level of idiocy. So thank you for opening our minds to that Romanian talk show stars, and congratulations on being named today's Biggest Idiots On The Internet!

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How Not To Interview A Rock Band

You would think that if we posted a video about a guy interviewing the band Killswitch Engage that we would be getting ready to name Killswitch Engage today's biggest idiots. But guess again. That's because this interview, conducted by a guy we can only assume has never interviewed anybody or listened to music before, has to be one of the most awkward interviews we've ever seen.

Here's a quick rundown of some of what the interviewer does over the course of the brief interview:

1. Tells the band he's been a fan of theirs since 1998 when they didn't form until 1999.
2. Gets their home town wrong.
3. Doesn't know who any of the band members are.
4. Calls his own interview a "disaster" in the middle of the interview.
5. Describes the band's music as sounding "like a Pantera ripoff."
6. Talks about a band member named Andy when there is no band member named Andy.

For these six reasons and many more, this interviewer earned himself the right to be today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet.

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This Video Will Ruin Beyonce's New Song For You Forever

We're not sure what it is about fat guys that they think the world is dying to see them dance on the Internet, but it's probably the same thing that makes women think we want to see them spank their cats. Anyway, Beyonce's new album apparently proved too irresistable for this fat guy to pass up the opportunity to don his best leotard and show off his dance moves.

His work may have made us throw up in our mouths a little bit, but at least it earned him today's title of Biggest Idiot On The Internet.

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If You're Gonna Text About Losing Your Virginity, Double Check Your Address Book

Every once in a while we thank god that text messaging technology came along just after we became "adults." Because otherwise, we might have accidentally texted our parents to tell them that we just lost our virginity on a school trip.

Yup, that's exactly what happened to Elizabeth Frisinger, an 18-year-old high school senior from Cleveland whose story you can read about here. Congratulations Elizabeth, your father may have made you come home from your class trip early, but at least your poor texting skills won you the award for today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet. And we bet that you think that's Gr8!

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Never Celebrate Your Win Before You Actually Win

We're not sure what it is about car racing that attracts more than its share of idiots, but clearly the race track is fertile ground for morons. First, we came across a couple of idiot racing fans and today we've got an idiot driver.

This clip features a driver who is so sure he's going to win the race that he takes his hand off the wheel and sticks it out the window to start celebrating as he reaches the finish line. The only problem? He loses control of the car, crashes into the wall, gets out and tries to push his car across the finish line as he gets passed by all his competition. He may have lost the race, but at least he wins the honor of being today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet!

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It Takes A Village Of Idiots To Raise A Child Idiot

There's a lot of competition out there these days among idiots so sometimes idiots have to team up in order to truly capitalize on their collective bad ideas. This video is a perfect example of one such case. It features a group of teenage idiots hatching a plan to use a driveway basketball hoop as a catapult their friend on to the roof of a house.

This crew is very deserving of today's honor, but instead we've got to give it to the kid that actually volunteers to be the one to do the stunt - the catapultee if you will. That guy, who predictably suffers quite a fall, is clearly a cut above (or below?) his buddies and earns the right to be called today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet.

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Please Don't Spank Your Pussy

We never imagined that a video about pussy spanking could make us cringe, but then again we never imagined that there was somebody out there who enjoyed taking a paddle to their kitty cat. And what might creep us out even more is that the cat receiving this spanking seems to be, uh, enjoying it.

To be honest, we're not sure what's worse about this video - the fact that this idiot went to the trouble of spanking their cat with two paddles in the first place or that they thought it was a good idea to tape the process and share it with the rest of the world. Who would want to see this? Oh wait, I guess we would because it definitely earns today's title of Biggest Idiot On The Internet.

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