Thong-Th-Thong-Thong-Thong Idiot

There's so much wrong with the guy in this video that we don't even know where to begin. We have no idea why a guy would dress up as an arab sheikh, dance around and poorly sing along to the "Thong Song" while predictably torturing us by showing us his thong-clad ass every time the chorus comes around.

Even more puzzling is what his roomate is doing shirtless and sitting at a desk just offscreen for the duration of this disaster. Luckily, we don't have to understand an idiot to appreciate his "talent" and reward him with the honor of being today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet.

Think this idiot's dance moves are awful? Then check out Jean Claude Van Damme's!