Those Who Can't, Teach Like Idiots

If anybody is wondering why the U.S. is falling behind the rest of the world, it might be because we're trusting stoned college professors like this guy to teach our children. This guy's antics may be the reason why America is falling apart, but at least we're leading the world in producing the most Biggest Idiots On The Internet.

We wouldn't be at all shocked if this guy also had a nipple mustache.