It's not often that a picture is enough to win somebody the Biggest Idiot On The Internet award, but it's not often we come across photos like this one. This kid's got it all going for him - about 100 extra pounds, an old-school Nintendo t-shirt, a gangsta pose, a Flavor Flav-esque sidekick, and a popsicle. And now, he's got today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet award to top it all off.
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Every time we think we've found the world's dumbest criminal, another guy pops up to make us reconsider our selection. In this case, we have come across this guy in Alabama who had no problem getting away with a series of crimes, but left a unique piece of evidence behind - a sex tape featuring his various exploits with women. Predictably, police used the tape to identify the thief and we used it to name him today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet.
We're no scientists, but when we came across this photo we knew that it was the mark of some true idiot behavior. In case you can't tell, it features a couple dudes hanging out in a homemade inflatable pool and running electrical wires through the pool so that they can cook on a little hibachi in the middle of the water. We're no experts, but we're pretty sure this is a recipe to electrocute yourself and be named today's Biggest Idiots On The Internet.
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Even though sometimes it may seem like it, idiots are not only found in America. The world is full of them and since the Internet is such a global operation we take it upon ourselves to find them wherever they lurk.
In this case, they are lurking in a sex shop in Australia. As this article explains, apparently some guy has been breaking into sex shops to steal blow up dolls, have sex with them, and then leave them in an alley. We bet the guy doesn't even bother to call his "ladies" the next day. What a jerk. And what a Biggest Idiot On The Internet!
For the most part, we tend to stay away from naming celebrities as our Biggest Idiot On The Internet because, to be honest, it's too easy. That said, we wouldn't be doing our job if we didn't point out that Larry King apparently likes to throw on his Chuck Taylors and go shopping at Juicy Couture in Los Angeles. Does Larry realize that he's 75-years-old and the Biggest Idiot On The Internet today? Maybe one of his callers from Springfield will tell him tonight.
We know that when you play video games it's easy to get so wrapped up in the game that you have no idea what else is happening in the world around you, but the actions of the idiots mentioned in this news story take it to a whole new level. Apparently, a couple guys came in and robbed a video game store and while it was going on, two kids who were in the store playing games with their backs to the robbers had no idea it was even happening.
Check out the news story and you'll see why these two gamers are today's Biggest Idiots On The Internet.
We typically present our Biggest Idiot award to a single person, and occasionally a group can earn the honor but we've yet to present an entire city with this distinction - until now. That's because we just learned what goes on in Brighton City, Michigan.
You see, as this article explains, the City Council of Brighton City has passed a city ordinance allowing the police to arrest anybody who is being annoying in public. That sounds like a real crackdown on Idiot behavior and something we certainly can't support. Therefore, today's Biggest Idiot On The Internet is the city of Brighton City, Michigan.
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